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What do you call a chicken 🐓 without a head 🐔 and feet?? ... Full Chicken😂😂😭😭

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1. Jokes are like humans, not everyone would like the dark ones

2. We consider black,white as colours then why do we not consider black and white as colourful tv?

3. Dad I found grandma!

- I've told you so many times, you idiot, not to dig holes in the garden!

4. How is dog without paws called?

It doesn’t matter, because he won’t come anyway

5. What gun doesn’t exist in Africa?

A water gun

6. What do Bruce Banner and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They both turn into ugly beasts.

7. The fuck is the awareness stuff for comments

Title^^^^

8. Are you an oreo?

I'd like to twist your arms, lick your cream, dunk my balls and eat you

9. What's a cat's favorite candy? Kit-Kat!

10. Why are there no bathrooms in Africa?

Because no one will shit from hunger

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